Courtesy Of Cosmopolitan, Men’s Health, and a few others.

1. Well if it works for mice

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2. No pain, no gain

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3. Pepper spray usually has a whole different purpose

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4. Is that really foreplay though? Or just staring?

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5. Treat at like one of those jars that were really difficult to open as a kid

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6. And if she says no do we just ignore her?

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7. Think he might just want the beer

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8. ‘Dice in a cup’

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9. And then hoover up afterwards will ya!

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10. And then put him on gas mark 7 for 2 hours

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11. Not suitable for vegetarians

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12. Yeah, good one.

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