This 8-bit tribute to Toronto’s embattled mayor features all the things Rob Ford may — but hasn’t been proven to — enjoy.

1. Behold! Rob Ford, The Game. It’s high time this existed.

Play The Rob Ford Game, Featuring Crack, Cops, Reporters, Weed And Booze

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2. In Rob Ford, The Game, the player scores points by do things like picking up weed, stomping cops.

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3. Grabbing booze. Canadian Club!

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4. Running away from reporters…then running at reporters and stomping them!

Play The Rob Ford Game, Featuring Crack, Cops, Reporters, Weed And Booze

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5. Grabbing some crack.

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6. Grabbing some crack and stomping a cop at the same time!

Play The Rob Ford Game, Featuring Crack, Cops, Reporters, Weed And Booze

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7. As you grab crack and weed and booze and stomp cops and reporters, your party score goes up while your public opinions goes down. It’s unclear how you actually win Rob Ford, The Game.

Play The Rob Ford Game, Featuring Crack, Cops, Reporters, Weed And Booze

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8. If you can figure it out, you have our vote for Mayor of Toronto!

If you can figure it out, you have our vote for Mayor of Toronto!

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